He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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