How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You ruined the universe
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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