found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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