im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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