Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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