is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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