Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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