i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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