last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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