erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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