I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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