are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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