i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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