is wine microwaveable?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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