I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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