Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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