So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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