So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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