Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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