he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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