Do vagina's smell?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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