OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just puked most of my soul out..
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