Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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