I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
only you would photoshop your dick
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
