Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
im on a boat
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