I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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