Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
This house was built for laser tag.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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