Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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