I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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