lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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