Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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