I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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