You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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