I'm going to jail i love you
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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