I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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