Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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