your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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