bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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