shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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