Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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