I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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