Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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