Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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