Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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