There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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