ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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