areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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