If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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