Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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