If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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