We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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