I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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