she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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