In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
