Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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