Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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