I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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