I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
my phone needs a breathalizer
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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