Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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